Dates from Hell

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About a year ago, I met a wonderful man on the internet who treated me like nobody ever had. He was handsome, intelligent and everything I wanted in a man. The surprise came when we were out celebrating our one month anniversary. Just as we were toasting to the start of a fabulous relationship, his wife walked in the door, sat down at our table and handed him divorce papers! Yep.

Turns out he was married, and had been for 12 years! Somehow his wife got wind of his shenanigans and took action immediately. He had the nerve to tell her it wasn't what it looked like and said I was only a friend! Then the loser calls me one week later to ask for a second chance! I was devastated, but I've since recovered.

I noticed a slight protrusion of what appeared to be a nasty booger coming out of his nose. I wouldn't dare say anything because I was too embarrassed. It was making me sick but I just hoped it would somehow go away or fall out! LOL! Well it fell out alright! While talking, this bodacious booger dropped right out of his nose and into his soup! LMAO!!! I swear to God this is true! And guess what? He never knew it was there and he finished the entire bowl of soup. GROSS!!!!! I never did say anything and I never saw him again. I wonder how the soup tasted!