Dates from Hell

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This actually happened several years ago, but I have never forgotten it. I made a date with a beautiful girl I met online. When she showed up at the restaurant, she was gorgeous. Nice long legs, beautiful body, beautiful face. She was definitely hot!

There was one problem though. Whenever she talked, she would spit. You know how sometimes a person is talking and they accidentally spit a little bit? This chick was a spit machine though. The first time it happened I just pretended I didn't see it even though it hit my chin. But after that, it probably happened 25 more times in two hours. It was horrible! I wanted to put a plastic bag on my face!

Even though she was totally hot, I could not imagine kissing her. I would drown in saliva! We both agreed we liked each other but weren't boyfriend/girlfriend material for each other. I just hope that any man who dates this girl is a good swimmer!