Dates from Hell

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I met this guy Tony online a few years ago, and he was the "perfect guy". I sent him a pic of me and although he had sent one of himself to me, the graphics on my computer were distorted so all i saw were red, yellow, green and blue dots! But he described himself as 5'8, 175lbs, 32 years old, italian, short haircut and worked as a police officer in Louisiana! We talked for a couple months and agreed to meet in person and go out. He drove from to meet me so we met at a truck stop close to my house. When he pulled up I walked over to his SUV and opened the door to find a closer to 45 year old fat bald loser! He looked like the guys your mom warns you about when you go to the mall by yourself as a teenager!

Anyway, I'm not rude and I hate rejection so I gave him the benefit of the doubt. At the very least I would get a free dinner and a night away from the kids. Tony pulled out onto the highway and began driving towards the interstate. Since there was more to do in New Orleans and it wasnt that far away, I assumed that was where we were going. When he took the wrong exit, I asked him where he planned on taking me and he said to the club by his house where all the college kids go! Perv!! We never made it. As we were crossing Lake P******** in complete silence for at least half an hour, this freak looks over at me and out of nowhere says, "I wanna put it in your a**!"

I was speechless and had no clue how to respond. When he repeated himself, I told him if he didn't turn his SUV around and bring me back, I didnt care whether he was a cop or not, I was calling state police to tell them I'd been kidnapped by an anal-probing perv! I dialed 911 and put my finger on send to show him I was serious. He brought me back and I got in my car and took off. I got some nasty emails and IMs the next day but my butt was still intact so it didnt matter. You'd think I'd have learned my lesson but I still continued to internet date! I did fix the graphics though. Date from Hell Story Submitted by: Lisa from New Orleans

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